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Fri Oct 23, 2009, 7:52 PM
This is the first day of my life.
I swear I was born right in the doorway.
I went out in the rain, suddenly everything changed, they're spreading, blankets on the beach.
Yours is the first face that I saw.
I think I was blind before I met you. I don't know where I am I don't know where I've been, but I know where I want to go.
So I'd thought I'd let you know.
Yeah, these things take forever
I especially am slow.
I felt I need you, and I wondered if I could come home. Mmm, mm m. Mmmm......
Remember the time you drove all night.
Just to meet me in the mornin?
I thought it was strange, you said everything changed. You felt as if you'd just woke up.
You said
"This is the first day of my life.
I'm glad I didn't die before I met you!
But now I don't care, I can go anywhere
With you, and I'd probably be happy."
Oooohhh hmm mmm mmmmm......... Hmm mm mm......

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How do I

Sat Aug 8, 2009, 11:54 AM
How do I post a poll? Lol. I wanna post a poll. DO EET. TELL MEH

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Propane...

Tue Jul 14, 2009, 12:23 PM
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I'm 14 and I act 26

Mon May 25, 2009, 1:09 PM
HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language. (Russian)
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[x] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 21
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of the United States 3 or more times.
[x] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL: 26

*** Repost this with the subject as: I'm (how old you are) but I act (what you got on the test)

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Taken from allimoo

Wed Apr 29, 2009, 8:41 AM
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1. Honestly, what color is your underwear?
Underwear?

2. Honestly, whats on your mind right now?
Siiick

3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
... Being sick

4. Honestly, what did you do today?
Layed around... Being sick
5. Honestly, do you think you are attractive?
Somewhat.

6. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
yup

7. Honestly, do you watch disney channel?
No.

8. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
Nope

9. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?
Funny things, hanging out.

10. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
To shorten them, yes.

11. Honestly, what is your mood right now?
Blehh.

12.Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?
I eat.
A lot.
Yet I'm still... Muscly.

13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
Yarrp.

14. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
Yarrrrrp

16. Honestly, do you hate someone right now?
Yup

17. Honestly, who/what do you want to hug right now?
a good looking girl I know. >.>

18. Honestly, are you loyal?
Very much so.

19. Honestly, are you in denial?
I AM NOT IN DENIAL.

20. Honestly, wouldn't you rather be having sex right now?
Heh heh... I'm a teenage boy. That answers that for you

21. Honestly, who is your best friend?
William

22. Honestly, have you ever consumed alcohol?
Yeah....

23. Honestly, do you like someone?
Yup

24. Honestly, does anyone like you?
I believe that TOO many do.

25. Honestly, is it going anywhere with them?
Meh.

26. Honestly, did you answer all these questions honestly?
Of course

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